Postad på Nettime, julafton 1999, av CCRU.

THE YEAR 2000 WILL HAPPEN:
Leaked Memo from the desk of Sir Christopher Stephens

All current indications suggest that our efforts to disappear so-called Y2K+ activity from the mediascape have been entirely successful. As we had hoped, the so-called Millennium Bug problem is generally being treated as a merely technical matter, in no way involving issues of calendrics and temporality.

Agents need hardly be reminded of the two principal Y2K + groupings and their affinities. /…/ For all their differences, however, both groups have a common goal: the destruction of the Millennium. These time sorcerers are seeking to undermine western chronology itself.

Naturally, this can’t be allowed to happen.

Needless to say, it is not sufficient to oppose Y2K+ activity; the position must be rendered unimaginable. Y2K must remain a disaster that happens in time, not to time.

/…/

We can’t let apocalypse happen by accident. It has to be carefully
planned.

A final note. A particularly satisfying aspect of our counter-dissident activity has been the disabling of the so-called “eso-terrorists”, Ccru, who have made it their business to propagate data about the chrono-dissident cults.

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